Zombies in Danbury?
Apropos of nothing, the mayor of Danbury, lovingly known as Big Poppa, tweeted the following:
In case you were wondering, I have developed a Zombie Emergency Management Plan for Danbury - just in case. So there's that. #oneluv #ZEMP
— MayorMark (@MayorMark) February 27, 2012
I of course jumped on to of it, and asked if he was at all serious. In the best traditions of investigative journalism, I sent him an email. The mayor replied quite quickly.
"LOL. Just kidding."Oh well.
If he had been serious, he might have used these green-tipped zombie-killing bullets as part if the plan. While Boughton might have been kidding, these guys are not.